Matt Leinart, broken collarbone - Leinart has landed on the IR, thus ending his season. Drop him unless your league awards points for knocking up chicks. Speaking of....

Travis Henry, Hippie-Lettuce aficionado - There are conflicting reports on Henry's status, but apparently he will take a polygraph test this week. We can only hope that it will air on Maury Povich so Henry can jump around like a maniac when Maury declares, "Travis.....you did NOT smoke that weed. But you did sire five more children since August."

Jake Delhomme, elbow - Delhomme is on the IR and will undergo Tommy John surgery. We expect Jake to have a nasty cut-fastball next season.

Michael Pittman, broken fibula - Did you pay a bunch of free agent dollars for Pittman? Sucks to be you, he's out for 6-8 weeks. Sucks to be us, because we have him in 3 leagues.

Damon Huard, shoulder - Doesn't look good for Damon, he's probably out for Week 6, and he may not reclaim the starting job. He's on our bench too, tough week for injuries...oh wait, but...

Jamal Lewis, unspecified right foot injury - We picked up Jason Wright one week before the oldest 28 year old in the league got hurt. Lewis is 28 and has 1899 carries on those legs. Compare that to 30 year old Ahman Green, who will instantly evoke an "over the hill" response, who has 1906 carries, just 7 more than Lewis.

Joe Jurevicius, knee - Not much info on this one yet, but better to roll the dice with someone else this week.

Deion Branch, sprained foot - Looks serious, make other plans at least for this week.